1 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:08,114 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,634 Kane is in the building, nigga... 3 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:26,599 Now tell me how you love it You know you at the top 4 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:31,072 When only heaven's right above it, we on 5 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:33,515 'Cause we on 6 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,240 Who else is really trying to fuck with Hollywood Cole? 7 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:37,754 I'm with Marley G, bro 8 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,196 Flying Holly Grove chicks to my Hollywood shows 9 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:44,193 And I wanna tell you something that you probably should know 10 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:47,272 This that Slumdog Millionaire Bollywood flow 11 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:48,629 And... 12 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:50,956 My real friends never hearing from me 13 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:54,476 Fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me 14 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:57,313 That's why I pick and choose I don't get shit confused 15 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,916 Don't like my women single I like my chicks in twos 16 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,719 And these days all the girls is down to roll 17 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:06,838 I hit the strip club and all them bitches find the pole 18 00:01:06,960 --> 00:01:10,032 Plus, I been sippin' So this shit is movin' kinda slow 19 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:13,158 Just tell my girl to tell her friend that it's time to go 20 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:15,559 (MEN SHOUTING) 21 00:01:18,240 --> 00:01:19,230 (LAUGHTER) 22 00:01:19,320 --> 00:01:22,039 I tell you what. Now, I played with a dude, Joe knows him, 23 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:25,636 who invested in a water park in fucking North Dakota. 24 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:26,910 (ALL LAUGH) 25 00:01:27,000 --> 00:01:28,673 The bottom line is, whether you sign with us or not, 26 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:31,594 never, ever invest in a water park, brother. 27 00:01:32,120 --> 00:01:35,078 Well, lucky for me, I hate public pools. People piss in them. 28 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:36,798 Yeah, I can personally vouch for that. 29 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:37,995 (LAUGHING) 30 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:39,670 Hey, Spence, man, I gotta say, 31 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,317 never thought I'd see you work in a place like this, man. 32 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:43,470 That makes two of us, man. 33 00:01:43,560 --> 00:01:45,312 The whole suit-and-tie thing kind of works for you, though. 34 00:01:45,400 --> 00:01:46,549 Well, 'cause I make it look fly, right? 35 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:48,153 -(LAUGHTER) - Yeah, he was born for this job. 36 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,231 Every time we talk about annuities, he gets a boner. 37 00:01:51,040 --> 00:01:52,155 Watch. Annuities. 38 00:01:52,240 --> 00:01:53,230 - Don't do it. - Annuities. 39 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:54,799 - That's dangerous. - WOMAN: Excuse me. 40 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,399 Vernon Littelfield's on the phone. He says it's an emergency. 41 00:01:58,480 --> 00:01:59,515 Not now. We're with a client. 42 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:01,395 No, it's cool. You can take it. 43 00:02:02,160 --> 00:02:03,434 No, not all. You kidding me? 44 00:02:03,560 --> 00:02:07,554 We have a sit-down with Victor Cruz. El Salsero is in the house. 45 00:02:07,640 --> 00:02:09,199 This man has a Super Bowl ring. 46 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:11,675 - Vernon can wait. - Take a message, please. 47 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:14,472 - How is Vernon? - Never better. 48 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:15,959 Look, Vic, the bottom line is 49 00:02:16,040 --> 00:02:17,997 you're in a position where so many people are gonna come at you 50 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,754 with a brilliant fucking idea on how to double your cash. 51 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:21,830 (CELLPHONE BUZZING) 52 00:02:21,920 --> 00:02:24,116 Yeah, and we're the somebody that tells you that it's bullshit. 53 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:25,190 (BUZZING STOPS) 54 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:28,951 Because there is nothing more important to us than our clients. 55 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:30,950 (CHUCKLES) 56 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,473 (CAT MEOWING ON LAPTOP) 57 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:38,871 - Hey, you hit Vern back yet? - No, we're moving forward. 58 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,916 Oh, come on. We've already got Ricky, Victor Cruz, Jared Odrick, Woodley, 59 00:02:44,000 --> 00:02:45,399 a lot of other guys who are flirting with us. 60 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,676 Why are you shaking your head? That fucking roster is tight. 61 00:02:48,400 --> 00:02:51,074 Not good enough for the old man. He's been asking for updates. 62 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:54,118 If he finds out we dumped Vernon, he's sure as hell gonna dump us. 63 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,753 Well, he didn't want me here anyway, right? 64 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,229 Oh, come on, Spence. It's not just about you anymore, all right? 65 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,231 We're on Anderson's radar right now, 66 00:03:00,320 --> 00:03:03,039 and if we don't return in a big fucking way, we're dead. 67 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:04,429 (CELLPHONE BUZZING) 68 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:07,389 (CHUCKLES) 69 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:08,800 You're seriously not taking Vern's call? 70 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,953 No, not till he gives me my 300 back. 71 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:12,595 (BUZZING CONTINUES) 72 00:03:15,440 --> 00:03:18,000 Hey, Vern. What's up? It's Joe. We were just talking. 73 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:21,158 We should get some dinner sometime, you know. Hang... 74 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:24,717 Oh, yeah? What problem? 75 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:27,633 - Yeah, hold on. He wants to talk to you, man. - Yeah, tell him to talk to Reggie. 76 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:30,951 It sounds urgent. He's insisting. I've never heard him this pissed off. 77 00:03:32,440 --> 00:03:34,113 Come on. 78 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,272 I told you we were done. 79 00:03:41,640 --> 00:03:43,631 What? What, what, what? 80 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:45,233 What? What? What? 81 00:03:49,200 --> 00:03:50,520 (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 82 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,597 (HIP-HOP SONG PLAYING) 83 00:04:04,320 --> 00:04:05,549 (MOANING LOUDLY) 84 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:22,276 Oh, you do me like this, you can quit your job at the Chevy dealership. 85 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,630 (SHUSHING) 86 00:04:24,720 --> 00:04:26,154 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 87 00:04:26,240 --> 00:04:28,277 -(MOANING) -(GRUNTS) 88 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,553 I mean, it's one thing to fuck with a man's Js, but this shit... 89 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,871 All this can't be over a jersey number. 90 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,558 - What did you do, Ricky? - I wish I knew. 91 00:04:36,640 --> 00:04:38,631 I wish I knew. It's mind-boggling. 92 00:04:40,160 --> 00:04:41,992 You been in some strange? 93 00:04:42,640 --> 00:04:44,392 - That ain't... - Tell me. 94 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,959 Ain't no strange. It's about the number, all right? 95 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,269 - If you're lying... - I'm not lying. 96 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:48,998 Any more bullshit and I'm gone, Ricky. 97 00:04:50,720 --> 00:04:52,711 Might have to call your Uncle Frank and get him involved. 98 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:55,117 No. Hey, Uncle Frank is crazy, okay? 99 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:58,113 He takes things too far. Do not get the family involved. 100 00:04:58,200 --> 00:04:59,474 Well, I got to do something, Bella. 101 00:04:59,560 --> 00:05:02,473 - I mean, this is bullshit. - Look, be an adult, okay? 102 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:06,078 Just take him somewhere you can talk to him, okay? 103 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,476 - Deal with things head-on. -(SCOFFS) 104 00:05:08,560 --> 00:05:11,154 Yeah, sure. Maybe we can go grab some froyo. 105 00:05:11,240 --> 00:05:13,390 - I bet his little bitch-ass likes sprinkles. -(LAUGHS) 106 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,154 Look, he's just young and reckless like you were. 107 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,639 Okay? Try building a rapport. 108 00:05:17,720 --> 00:05:19,279 Do you even know where Alonzo's from? 109 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:23,912 - That I do, actually. - Good. Build on that. 110 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,469 Bring him someplace you can find some common ground. 111 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:34,519 - Hey, Brett. - Yo. 112 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:35,920 How much for the Lambs'? 113 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:38,395 For Ricky Jerret or anybody else? 114 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:40,278 -(LAUGHS) - Come on. 115 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:41,879 (IMITATES ENGINE REVVING) 116 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,030 - The bitch wants paper. - Who is she? 117 00:05:47,120 --> 00:05:48,190 She wouldn't give us her name. 118 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,510 But she says she got pictures of me smoking weed with naked hookers. 119 00:05:51,280 --> 00:05:53,032 - Were you? - I don't think they were pros. 120 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:54,918 I mean, nobody asked for cash. 121 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:56,755 That's about to change. 122 00:05:56,840 --> 00:05:58,592 Vernon, buddy, what were you thinking? 123 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,796 Man, these girls was bangin'. 124 00:06:00,920 --> 00:06:02,672 And the weed was smelling so fucking good, I... 125 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:06,198 - It was a party. - It was your fucking party, Spencer. 126 00:06:06,280 --> 00:06:08,430 Uh, uh, no, no. That was a corporate event. 127 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:12,078 Vernon, you're in the program now. You got priors. 128 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:13,555 We've talked about you becoming 129 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:16,109 one of the greatest defensive players of all time like Ray Lewis. 130 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:18,350 You want that to happen, you can't keep doing this shit. 131 00:06:18,480 --> 00:06:19,993 I just use the weed for pain management. 132 00:06:20,080 --> 00:06:21,878 You're not even injured. 133 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:22,995 (CHUCKLES) I got emotional pain. 134 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:26,516 Look, if Dallas sees photos of you on the Internet smoking weed with hookers, 135 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,878 they're gonna kill your deal, all right? 136 00:06:28,960 --> 00:06:30,598 We're not trying to jump down your throat here, 137 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,512 but it's like there's a lot of money at stake, you know? 138 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:33,715 You gotta start thinking about this. 139 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:35,757 The position you're in now, you become a target. 140 00:06:35,840 --> 00:06:39,071 And this is what happens when you are fucking awesome at your job. 141 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,436 All right. How much does she want? 142 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,150 She didn't say. Told us to call her lawyer. 143 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,275 Maximo Gomez. Man, this is straight-up blackmail. 144 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:48,998 JOE: No, not necessarily. 145 00:06:49,080 --> 00:06:52,072 They were both guests at the party, so there's no expectation of privacy. 146 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:53,355 She hasn't named a number yet, 147 00:06:53,480 --> 00:06:55,357 and Vernon can't stop her from publishing the photos. 148 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:57,750 And did you just pull this out of your ass or what? 149 00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:00,198 - I might have studied law at FIU. -(LAUGHING) 150 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:04,356 - Joey Krutel has his law degree. - Top third in my class. 151 00:07:04,440 --> 00:07:06,158 Listen, man, so, yo, what are we gonna do? 152 00:07:06,240 --> 00:07:09,232 You got all the answers, Reggie. Why don't you tell us what we're gonna do? 153 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,637 The fuck I look like? Wikipedia? 154 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:13,552 Listen, man, it's time to put the personal shit aside 155 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:14,869 and rally around Vernon. 156 00:07:14,960 --> 00:07:17,793 It's time to be one. The dream team, baby. 157 00:07:17,880 --> 00:07:19,473 - Dream team. - Dream team. 158 00:07:19,560 --> 00:07:20,834 (CELLPHONE BUZZES) 159 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:24,157 Hello. Mr. Gomez? 160 00:07:24,760 --> 00:07:26,512 - Why you trying to fuck with me, man? - No... 161 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,395 (SIGHS) 162 00:07:30,720 --> 00:07:32,597 - Maximo Gomez? - MAXIMO: (ON PHONE) Yes, it is. 163 00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:34,074 Who do I have the pleasure of speaking to? 164 00:07:34,200 --> 00:07:36,760 Spencer Strasmore. What the fuck do you want? 165 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,195 -(LAUGHS) You're Vernon's attorney? - His financial manager. 166 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,271 Glad to see he tapped the right man for the job. 167 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:45,153 My client has plans to sell some photographs of your client. 168 00:07:45,240 --> 00:07:48,517 She'd like to offer Vernon right of first refusal. 169 00:07:48,880 --> 00:07:50,951 Well, I gotta see what I'm buying first. 170 00:07:54,600 --> 00:07:56,113 (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 171 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:02,629 - What do you want? - Why don't you come in? 172 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:03,915 We'll discuss pricing. 173 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,877 I'll have my secretary text you the address. 174 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,272 Yeah, this one. She was sweet. 175 00:08:13,040 --> 00:08:16,590 Man, Spence, this ain't right. I ain't paying her shit. 176 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,149 - We ain't paying her shit. Just what he said. - Nothing. 177 00:08:19,240 --> 00:08:21,231 Let me tell you how this is gonna go down from now on. 178 00:08:21,320 --> 00:08:24,551 Anything that has to do with contracts, Jason's gonna handle. 179 00:08:24,640 --> 00:08:27,359 Anything that has to do with finances, Joe's gonna handle. 180 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,910 And everything else in between like this, I'm gonna handle. 181 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,991 Okay, so then what can I do? 182 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:38,239 What can you do? I'll tell you what you can do, Reggie. 183 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:39,719 You see that beautiful girl right there? 184 00:08:40,120 --> 00:08:41,110 (CHUCKLES) 185 00:08:41,720 --> 00:08:42,710 Yeah. 186 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,280 You can get her number for me. 187 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:48,434 (CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) 188 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:55,878 'Z0, what up? Glad you could make it, man. 189 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:58,839 - Yeah, man. You had me at "titty bar." - Yeah, I'm sure. 190 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:01,719 - This is my little brother Julius. - All right. 191 00:09:01,800 --> 00:09:03,632 This is my big brother Dwayne. 192 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,758 This is my half-brother Derrick. 193 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:07,873 That's my cousin Troy. 194 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:09,792 You the guy that tapped my Auntie Kara? 195 00:09:14,040 --> 00:09:17,715 Cool, you brought your entire family. 196 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:19,950 Yeah, man. You covering the back room, too, right? 197 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:21,718 Oh, wait, now. You fucked up my baby. 198 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:23,154 You fucked my mom. 199 00:09:24,800 --> 00:09:26,632 Wait. Okay. Hold on. Hold on. 200 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:29,956 Yes. Yes, I did, okay? 201 00:09:30,040 --> 00:09:32,236 Unknowingly, though. That's the God's honest truth. 202 00:09:33,800 --> 00:09:36,235 Look, we just left your car there, man. 203 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:38,197 Someone must have come along and fucked with it. 204 00:09:38,280 --> 00:09:39,554 - Who's "we"? - Me. 205 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,274 Some of the guys. 206 00:09:42,360 --> 00:09:46,319 Look, they have a wonderful lunch buffet. All right? All you can eat. 207 00:09:46,480 --> 00:09:48,756 We can sit down, talk like men. 208 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,434 Nah. I ain't here for the pot roast. 209 00:09:51,520 --> 00:09:52,840 Hey, babe. 210 00:09:54,080 --> 00:09:55,434 He's buying. 211 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:58,274 'Z0. 212 00:10:00,480 --> 00:10:01,800 (CELLPHONE CHIMES) 213 00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:03,190 (MUTTERING) 214 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,633 Damn! 215 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,593 COme On in. (CLEARS THROAT) 216 00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,870 - Try not to make a mess. - Okay. 217 00:10:18,960 --> 00:10:20,314 (CHUCKLES) 218 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,073 All right, so we give the lawyer what? 219 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:25,869 20K, keep him quiet till we let Jason handle that Dallas deal. 220 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:28,360 And if he's got more pictures? 221 00:10:28,720 --> 00:10:31,234 Fifty grand should cover everything. But other than that, that's it. 222 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:32,515 - No higher. - Okay. 223 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:34,790 (LAUGHS) 224 00:10:34,880 --> 00:10:37,838 Another fucked-up day at Anderson Financial. 225 00:10:37,920 --> 00:10:39,831 Would you rather be back at the office crunching numbers 226 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,399 or out here in the real world? 227 00:10:41,480 --> 00:10:43,471 We're taking care of shit, we're putting out fires. 228 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,631 - We're paying people off. -(LAUGHING) Yeah, exactly. 229 00:10:45,720 --> 00:10:48,314 None of what you just said was on the CPA exam. 230 00:10:48,400 --> 00:10:51,870 Believe me, shakedowns like this are an occupational hazard. 231 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:54,190 Uh-huh. Okay. Sounds like someone got to you. 232 00:10:54,280 --> 00:10:56,078 They did. At the U. 233 00:10:56,160 --> 00:10:59,755 Oh, Jesus. Spencer Strasmore in college. I just got the chills. 234 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:00,830 How'd it go down? 235 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,639 Me and a buddy were having some beers at The Rat. 236 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:04,869 A lot of beers. 237 00:11:04,960 --> 00:11:07,429 And some hickjust kept jaw-jacking me, 238 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,836 getting in my face, talking shit, wouldn't leave it alone. 239 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:12,636 We went outside, we had a few more words. 240 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,119 I went home, slept it off. 241 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:16,754 The very next morning, he shows up at my doorstep. 242 00:11:16,840 --> 00:11:18,353 Shiner and a missing tooth. 243 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:20,431 Get the fuck out of here. He knocked his own tooth out? 244 00:11:21,360 --> 00:11:23,078 No, I beat the shit out of him outside of The Rat. 245 00:11:23,200 --> 00:11:24,190 (BOTH LAUGH) 246 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:26,874 Oh, okay. All right. You see, you buried the lead there. 247 00:11:27,240 --> 00:11:28,435 (CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) 248 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,431 Hey, put that shit away. Put it away. Put it away. 249 00:11:32,520 --> 00:11:35,512 I love my wife's body, but right now all I can think about 250 00:11:35,600 --> 00:11:38,114 is this big old juicy booty. 251 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:40,230 Oh, not you, ma'am. 252 00:11:40,440 --> 00:11:41,510 (SIGHS) 253 00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,876 I tell you, man, this ass gonna be the death of me. 254 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:47,438 God is testing you. That's why there's temptation in this world. 255 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,949 That's why He put Sammy and Kara in our midst. 256 00:11:50,280 --> 00:11:51,679 I'm convinced, man. 257 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:53,319 Believe me, you don't wanna run in my world. 258 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:56,239 It's exhausting. Marriage is a sacred thing. 259 00:11:56,960 --> 00:12:00,351 All right? You gotta be strong. Strong in the eyes of the Lord. 260 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:02,591 So, why did you give Sammy my number? 261 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,637 Seemed like the thing to do. I was drunk, you know. 262 00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:07,390 And why bring me to a strip club? 263 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:08,879 You wouldn't be sitting there if you didn't want to. 264 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:10,712 Don't put that all on me. 265 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:12,438 - He's right. - You feel me? 266 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:16,231 The other day, I drove by my own house. 267 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:18,072 I saw Julie unloading groceries in the driveway, 268 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,480 and I just kept going. 269 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:22,276 - What, to Sammy's? - No, man. To a movie. 270 00:12:22,960 --> 00:12:25,474 - Oh. - The point is, Julie's my wife. 271 00:12:26,480 --> 00:12:29,836 We coming up on eight years strong, man, and I just blew right on past her. 272 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:33,231 Give me your phone. Give me the phone. Come on. 273 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,469 - Give me the phone. - You wanna see the picture? 274 00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:36,995 No, I don't wanna see the picture, man. What's the code? 275 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:38,479 7171. 276 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:42,875 "Lose this number." 277 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,559 Send. Done. 278 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,629 All right? 279 00:12:47,680 --> 00:12:49,751 Yeah, man, but what about the picture? 280 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:51,515 Delete it. 281 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:53,713 Man, it's just one little picture. 282 00:12:53,800 --> 00:12:56,076 Is there really any difference between this and porn? 283 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:59,516 Huge difference. You can actually fuck the girl in the photo, man. 284 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,391 (SCOFFS) I'm keeping it. 285 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:03,830 (DOG BARKING) 286 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:11,990 Mmm. 287 00:13:13,920 --> 00:13:16,514 I don't know, I was expecting more of a strip-mall vibe. You know? 288 00:13:16,600 --> 00:13:19,877 Yeah, well, throw ivy on a crack-house, it doesn't make it legit. 289 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,037 Smoke enough crack, anything feels legit. 290 00:13:22,160 --> 00:13:26,393 (LAUGHS) Hold on. Please, tell me you haven't smoked crack. 291 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,798 (LAUGHS) on, my... 292 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:31,153 You seriously think I might have... 293 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:33,072 - Have I ever... - What you just said. 294 00:13:33,720 --> 00:13:35,711 No. God. 295 00:13:36,440 --> 00:13:38,636 Well, I mean, I didn't know it was crack, so... 296 00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:39,755 - Joe. - What? 297 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,200 How the fuck do you not know it's crack? 298 00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:42,873 'Cause crack looks like a lot of other stuff. 299 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,520 - Crack looks like fucking crack. - You've never seen crack. 300 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,716 -(CELLPHONE RINGING) - You don't want to tell me you smoked crack? 301 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,679 - It's Jason. It's Jason. - All right, yeah. Take it. I'll be over here. 302 00:13:50,760 --> 00:13:51,750 (LAUGHS) 303 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,116 All right, please tell me something good, buddy. 304 00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:59,750 Dallas hit pause on Vernon's deal. 305 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,070 - Ah, sh“. - They're saying cap issues, 306 00:14:03,160 --> 00:14:07,313 but I have a feeling they got team security looking into our new friend's Flickr account. 307 00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:09,073 We gotta mop this up fast, buddy. 308 00:14:09,440 --> 00:14:10,714 We're here at the attorney's now. 309 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,950 You know, this is why there's a place in the world for you. 310 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:16,277 All right? No one cares about these guys the way that you do, all right? 311 00:14:16,360 --> 00:14:19,557 - Get in there, get it done, let's move on, yeah? - All right, will do. 312 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,033 Jason, listen, I gotta tell you something. 313 00:14:22,320 --> 00:14:24,709 I miss the fuck out of hitting people. 314 00:14:25,320 --> 00:14:27,914 (CHUCKLES) Check that temper, Strasmore. 315 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,069 (CLUB MUSIC PLAYING) 316 00:14:31,440 --> 00:14:33,078 RICKY: I guess your... (CLEARS THROAT) 317 00:14:33,160 --> 00:14:37,119 I guess your brothers really like the club. Nice way to bond. 318 00:14:37,800 --> 00:14:40,997 You love the number 18. I love the number 11. 319 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,154 Cool of you to spring for it, Rick. 320 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,193 Yeah, I mean, it's a bit more than I expected, but what the fuck, right? 321 00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:47,549 What the fuck, man? 322 00:14:47,640 --> 00:14:50,029 Look, I've gone above and beyond. 323 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:51,713 Hey, bro. I need another stack. 324 00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:53,913 (LAUGHS) 325 00:15:01,280 --> 00:15:02,350 (ALONZO LAUGHS) 326 00:15:03,200 --> 00:15:04,190 Oh! 327 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:05,310 (ALL CHEERING) 328 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,399 That's my little brother. 329 00:15:09,480 --> 00:15:10,993 - I love him. - What? 330 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,479 Look, I'm willing to let this whole thing go, all right? 331 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,354 If you are. 332 00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,630 Come on, baby. Check out my new G-Wagen. The seats vibrate. 333 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:38,359 Hey, Julie. I stopped at the store like you asked. 334 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:42,590 Got the all-natural dish soap. Friendly to lakes and streams, like you like. 335 00:15:42,680 --> 00:15:44,273 That's very important. Gotta save the environment. 336 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:46,192 Yeah. Man. 337 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:48,269 (KISSES) 338 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,998 Who loves you? 339 00:15:50,080 --> 00:15:51,957 You know, I see why you don't like going back to the store. 340 00:15:52,040 --> 00:15:53,838 Those lines are crazy. 341 00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:55,270 (EXHALES) 342 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:57,715 Can't find a parking spot. (GRUNTS) 343 00:15:57,800 --> 00:16:00,030 It was store day for everybody. 344 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:03,790 (SIGHS) 345 00:16:04,840 --> 00:16:07,036 Man, I can't believe FSU. 346 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,040 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 347 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:15,239 Bet you wish you would have changed them batteries like I told you to. 348 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:16,879 Who is she? 349 00:16:16,960 --> 00:16:18,712 That's my sponsorship child from Guatemala. 350 00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,235 Zashia. She gonna go to college. 351 00:16:21,600 --> 00:16:24,558 Why are you sending this trash to yourself, Charles? 352 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:25,960 (SIGHS) 353 00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,198 Baby, this was somebody's idea of a joke. 354 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,679 I'm not laughing. 355 00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,518 Why you going through my stuff in the first place? 356 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:37,079 I was sitting at that computer doing my work when you emailed it to yourself. 357 00:16:37,160 --> 00:16:38,355 It just popped UP- 358 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,511 Now, I'm gonna ask you again, who is she? 359 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:43,832 It's just some girl from Spencer's party. 360 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:46,032 Some jackass gave her my number. 361 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,236 She kept texting me. I told her to leave me alone. 362 00:16:48,360 --> 00:16:51,113 Clearly, 'cause I would hate to see the picture she sent you if you hadn't. 363 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:52,793 (LAUGHS) Julie, this isn't a big deal. 364 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,996 Some girl texted me and I kept the picture. 365 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:58,596 I ain't called her, I didn't go over there. I'm not sexting her. 366 00:16:58,680 --> 00:16:59,670 And, really, what's the difference 367 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,398 between looking at this picture and looking at porn? 368 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,317 You can fuck the girl in this picture, Charles. 369 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:07,437 I'm gonna stop asking that question. 370 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:10,556 - What the... - What? What? 371 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:12,879 (SNIFFS) 372 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:16,749 You got glitter on your face and you smell like a strip club. 373 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,751 - Ricky needed a favor, so... -(LAUGHS) 374 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,195 Ricky's involved. Why am I not surprised? 375 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:22,949 I'm not about to sit around here 376 00:17:23,040 --> 00:17:25,316 and watch you unravel now that football is done. 377 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:27,078 - Oh, Julie... - No, don't give me that look. 378 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:29,197 We both know it can happen. It is never pretty. 379 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,510 This is one picture. This is hardly unraveling. 380 00:17:31,640 --> 00:17:33,313 One thread is all it takes, Charles. 381 00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:36,472 I'm not about to be one of those women that sits at home, waiting on you, 382 00:17:36,560 --> 00:17:38,710 making excuses for all your bad behavior. 383 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,950 I'm not gonna be like Tina and Bella. 384 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:44,232 - Baby, this ain't... - Get away from me. Don't touch me. 385 00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,992 - Maybe it's best if I ain't here right now. - Really? Where you gonna go? 386 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,549 - I got plenty of places. - Yeah, right. 387 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:56,429 - You on your own? Now that's a joke. - Yeah, me, on my own. 388 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:59,558 Big Charles, Retirement Charles, heading out into the world. 389 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:01,478 Watch out, Dunkin' Donuts. 390 00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:05,840 That ain't cool, Julie. 391 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,159 I'm out of here. 392 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,117 - I'm leaving. - Okay. Bye. 393 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:19,840 Shit. 394 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,350 -(FAINT MOANING) -(MUFFLED MUSIC PLAYING) 395 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,592 ALONZO: Yeah, baby. 396 00:18:27,960 --> 00:18:29,314 (POLICE RADIO CHATTER) 397 00:18:33,440 --> 00:18:35,829 -(WOMAN GIGGLES) I can't. - Come on, baby. 398 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,230 (MOANING) 399 00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:46,035 ALONZO'. Shh. 400 00:18:48,040 --> 00:18:49,474 ls there a problem, Officer? 401 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,471 You wanna step out of the car, lover boy? 402 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,836 - Fuck, man. This is some bullshit. -(TURNS OFF RADIO) 403 00:18:57,240 --> 00:18:58,799 This is what I needed today. 404 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,394 - I'm Alonzo Cooley. - Excuse me. 405 00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,517 - Hey, back up. - Okay, okay. 406 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,391 - Ricky Jerret? Fucking A! (LAUGHS) - Ricky? 407 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:11,799 What, is there a team meeting going on in there? 408 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:13,194 Sorry to intrude, Officer. 409 00:19:13,280 --> 00:19:17,831 Hey, hey, hey, you put that card away, man. Lifelong cheesehead here, pal. 410 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:19,558 It was a total pisser to lose you. 411 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,035 Thank you, sir. That's kind of you to say. 412 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,157 Yeah, even though you screwed me in fantasy last year. 413 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,835 You're like the fucking king of getting tackled at the one-yard line. 414 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:30,030 That's my new teammate there. Anything you can do? 415 00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:31,800 Department's cracking down. 416 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:33,838 I won't tell a soul, Officer, all right? 417 00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:35,957 You'd be doing me a huge favor. 418 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:37,439 Young'un's a little misguided. 419 00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,475 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 420 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:44,829 All right, Ricky. For you, I'll let it slide one last time, huh? 421 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:48,515 And I promise I'll get him a cab, Uber. I'll get him home safely, I promise. 422 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,716 It's your lucky day, pal. You got a real friend here. 423 00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,519 Yo, Ricky, I think I'm having a heart attack, man. 424 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,598 You just skated away from a four-game suspension, at least. 425 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,796 Yo, thank you, Ricky. Thank you, man. 426 00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,279 You a fucking lifesaver, man. 427 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,273 We're teammates now, brothers-in-arms. You'd do the same for me. 428 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,830 Yeah, man. I'm sorry about the car. 429 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,954 Listen, that was all me, man. The other fellas had nothing to do with it. 430 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,316 - Yeah, I had a feeling. - But we cool on the number. 431 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,837 Shit, 18 all yours, baby. It look good on you. 432 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,194 Nah, nah, you don't have to do that. 433 00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:32,309 But okay. 434 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,395 -(LAUGHING) - All right? Listen to me. Look. Look, man. 435 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:38,074 - You got to smarten up, all right? - Yeah. 436 00:20:38,160 --> 00:20:40,959 Something like this can ruin your career, all right? 437 00:20:41,040 --> 00:20:42,394 Take food off your plate. 438 00:20:42,480 --> 00:20:44,517 - You trying to eat, right? Right. - Gotta eat, Rick. 439 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,238 Here on out, I'm walking a straight fucking line, man. 440 00:20:46,320 --> 00:20:48,311 - Straight and narrow. - A straight fucking line, Ricky. 441 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,040 - Prove it, go ahead. Get out of here. - All right. 442 00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,639 Not what I meant. 443 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,679 MAN ON RADIO: Everything under control there? 444 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,433 Yeah, we're good. Thanks. 445 00:21:10,200 --> 00:21:11,190 (CHUCKLES) 446 00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:14,235 - Thanks, Uncle Frank. - Nah, nah, nah. 447 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:16,038 Anything for you and Annabella, huh? 448 00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:20,150 - You taking care of our girl? - Absolutely. That's my queen. 449 00:21:21,160 --> 00:21:23,834 Come on, new uniforms for the department softball team. 450 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:28,119 - All right. For the team. For the team. - There you go. 451 00:21:29,200 --> 00:21:32,272 "King of getting tackled at the one-yard line," my ass. 452 00:21:32,360 --> 00:21:34,874 -(CAR ENGINE STARTS) - Right? Check your fantasy league. 453 00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:39,916 I'm sorry, but I had no clue that I had the Spencer Strasmore on the phone. 454 00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,593 - If I don't get an autograph for my nephew... - Thank you. 455 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:42,795 ...I'll never hear the end of it. 456 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:44,075 It'll be a pleasure. No problem. 457 00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,436 But first, we should take care of a little business. 458 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,431 Yeah, of course. 459 00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:50,158 So, you said you had more pictures. 460 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:51,958 - My client does. - Let's see 'em. 461 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:56,235 Looks like everybody had a really good time. 462 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:16,909 This woman, is she your client? 463 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,514 Miss Angela Lee. 464 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,274 She's already got an arm's-length deal in place with an online publication. 465 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,232 But against my counsel, 466 00:22:23,360 --> 00:22:26,159 she's insisted that Vernon have a chance to max the bid. 467 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,715 How much? 468 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:29,789 Half a million dollars. 469 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:32,797 (BOTH LAUGH) 470 00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:33,836 Okay. 471 00:22:33,920 --> 00:22:36,196 Half a million dollars for pics of a defensive tackle? 472 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:37,953 - Get the fuck out of here. - Okay. 473 00:22:38,040 --> 00:22:40,031 - You're out of your fucking mind. - All right, Max, we get it. 474 00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,679 You're setting the ceiling way up here 475 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:43,831 so we can settle somewhere down around there. 476 00:22:44,200 --> 00:22:46,111 We're just not gonna play that game, okay? 477 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:50,877 So, I'm gonna write you a check right now for 50 grand, all right? 478 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:51,950 (LAUGHS) 479 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:55,960 And that should take care of those pics and any other ones she might have, all right? 480 00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,159 The price is $500,000. 481 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,877 Hey, Vernon didn't do anything wrong. 482 00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:04,194 Yeah. He was getting stoned, okay? 483 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,152 I mean, one way or another, we all do it. 484 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:09,033 But not everybody gets caught smoking an industrial-sized blunt 485 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:10,554 surrounded by naked cokeheads 486 00:23:10,640 --> 00:23:13,871 at a party being hosted by Anderson Financial, Joe. 487 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:19,154 All the while, he's trying to renegotiate his multimillion-dollar deal with the Cowboys. 488 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,470 (CHUCKUNG) 489 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,957 So, Maximo wants to play hardball. 490 00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,031 Hey, the world's a cynical place, Spencer. 491 00:23:26,120 --> 00:23:28,430 I mean, Ms. Lee could spin this any way she chooses to. 492 00:23:28,520 --> 00:23:30,511 Clearly there was sex and drugs involved. 493 00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:34,309 I mean, who knows? Maybe there was prostitutes and underage girls there, too. 494 00:23:34,480 --> 00:23:35,470 (LAUGHS) 495 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,591 I feel like I really need to take a fucking shower. 496 00:23:37,680 --> 00:23:39,591 - How about you, Joe? - I feel gross. 497 00:23:39,680 --> 00:23:42,479 Plus, Anderson Financial would not be pleased 498 00:23:42,560 --> 00:23:44,995 knowing that this happened at a party that they hosted. 499 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:47,353 That was a corporate event. 500 00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,909 I know you don't wanna jeopardize Vernon's job or your own 501 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,638 by not taking me seriously. 502 00:23:54,880 --> 00:23:55,870 (CHUCKLES) 503 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,877 Maximo means business, boys. 504 00:23:59,160 --> 00:24:01,629 My namesake was a commander in the Cuban War of Independence. 505 00:24:01,720 --> 00:24:05,873 His army lacked munitions, so he invented the machete charge. 506 00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,715 His troops would attack the enemy with machetes, 507 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:11,110 hacking up anybody foolish enough to challenge them, 508 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:14,238 forcing the rest to retreat out of fear. 509 00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:17,038 That's pretty much how I like to operate. 510 00:24:18,080 --> 00:24:20,435 Well, you better start sharpening your machetes. 511 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,593 'Cause I never fucking retreat. 512 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,191 And that's how I like to operate. 513 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,229 Half a million dollars. Is she serious? 514 00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:36,838 What kind of lying, thieving, money-grubbing bitch 515 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,309 tries to shake down a sweetheart like Vernon? 516 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:42,713 I know her, Joe. 517 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:44,154 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)